Saturday, March 29, 2008

The blame game

Ok, so who deserves the blame for last night's debacle?

Brian Butch and Greg Steimsma for rolling out a shocker?
-No

Bo Ryan, for the worst game I have seen him coach at Wisconsin?
-No

Us fans, for feeling overconfident?
-No

Georgetown, for completely pissing away their game last week?
-Nope

Stephen Curry! I have to blame him, right?
-Not even close

The rest of Davidson?
-Sorry.


Ok, so who do I blame?

Seth Greenberg

That's right, the head coach of Va Tech. A few weeks ago Greenberg was all over your tv and radio pleading for his team to get a birth in the tourney and then bitching when they did not. At one point he said that anyone who didn't think his squad was a tourney team was "criminally insane"

Well, Seth, you know what is criminally insane? When a former superstar at your school who had an NBA career shows up at your door (We'll call him "Dale") with his basketball precocious son (we'll call him "Steve") and tells you that young "Steve" wants to play for your program, you tell him no. Seth, that is criminally freaking insane, you jackass half wit.
HOW COULD YOU TURN DOWN STEPHEN FREAKING CURRY?!?

You want to make the tournament- SIGN STEPHEN CURRY!!!

There, boom, in the dance and probably a high seed.

Thanks Seth, I'm glad you didn't make it this year, I hope you never freaking make the tourney, I hope they run you out of Blacksburg on a rail, because not only are you PR stupid, you apparently would not know talent if it hit you in that bald head of yours you stupid, stupid f*ck.

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