Maybe I'm crazy
Rando thoughts from the Wisconsin/Duke game
-I hate ESPN
-JESUS GEORGIA TECH, GIVE UP ALREADY!
-Why is IU Fouling?????
-Oh crap, Vitale, can I get the feed from Cameron but the audio from Assembly Hall?
-I hate Greg Paulus
-DEFEND THE FREAKING 3!
-Flowers is a train wreck with the ball
-SOMEONE, DEFEND THE 3!
-CHRIST!!!! Why even bother showing up if we're going to play defense like this
-I Like Bo's tie
-Um, whoever kidnapped Marcus Landry, what do you want?
-Seriously, we'll pay it
-Punching Paulus in the face should earn the puncher 2 shots and the ball on the side
-33-18, what a disaster
-36-18, I quit
-Wow, a blocking foul, Duke cannot believe a blatant bad call didnt go their way
-Ha, and then we take a charge, my night has been made
-SIT DOWN YOU SNIVELING RAT
-Has anyone ever seen a team bitch as much about officiating? Well, outside of Euro Soccer
-Of course, it does not matter if Hughes cant make a free throw
-Hey, Ronde Barber has been to Dick Vitale's house! How lucky is he?
-Tell us more Dick...
-SHUT UP DICK
-MAKE A FUCKING FREE THROW
-I wonder how the Bulls are doing?
-OMG, the BULLS ARE WINNING!
-Hey, Steimsma is in the game
-And he just turned it over
-Hey, the laundry list of "leave of absences" for Wisconsin. Dont forget Boo Wade
-Wasn't Krabby supposed to be a shooter out of high school
-Ok, I went to the kitchen at the 4 min mark to get a glass of milk, and Marcus Landry's picture was on the carton
-Apparently Marcus Landry has money on Duke
-Ok, next year I propose a Big 10/SWAC challenge
-OR...lets stack the deck in our favor: NU/Duke, PSU/UNC, that way maybe we can get wins over the middle of the ACC
-Butch is so soft
-Hey Dick, I think there are about 30 Freshmen not involved in this game that you have not mentioned yet
-Does this idiot ever shut up
-48-25, I think this experiment is over
2 Comments:
Now...I've never had a root canal...
but after the first half, I'm pretty sure I know what they feel like.
Anyone know where I can find some novocaine before halftime ends?
If I had a nickel for each time Hughes has taken an ill-advised shot before passing the ball...
...I could have bet that money on Duke.
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Apparently Landry shoots better without the coke-bottle goggles.
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The one thing that is ultimately positive about this game is that - between Duke and Texas - they're going to have faced teams that are as good if not better than anyone they'll face in the Big Ten this year.
(Yeah, I'm looking for a silver lining already.)
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