Paterno Poops His Pants

According to the AP:

"Penn State coach Joe Paterno broke his left leg and damaged a knee ligament when a player ran into him during the Nittany Lions' loss to Wisconsin, and team officials said Sunday that surgery was being considered.

The injury Saturday to the top of Paterno's tibia, or shinbone, typically heals on its own with rehabilitation, said Guido D'Elia, director of communications for football. Doctors and team officials were considering whether surgery would help the leg heal faster, D'Elia said."